Portable Backpack Hammock

Anyone that has ever tried to mount a hammock for the first time knows that its a perilous affair. Apart from the embarrassment of flailing around like a prat, theres the physical danger.
Theres always that friend that suggests hopping in, isnt there? So you do, only to land and a nano-second later, realise that you have made a terrible mistake as the hammock takes your downward force + poor trajectory, multiplies it by 10 with a vicious spin and splats you on to the grass at 30mph. Thanks God then for the Kelsyus Portable Backpack Hammock.